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Post by Theresa on Sept 16, 2009 18:33:17 GMT -4
Whats your favorite way to get kicked out of walmart?
"Walk up to an employee and say "We have a code red." in a very official tone. See what happens."
*cuts red ribbon*
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Post by peppermintpie11 on Sept 16, 2009 18:52:11 GMT -4
2.) Knock down all of the stands, then say, "Oops." Then walk away singing the Barney theme song.
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Post by Neko-sama on Sept 16, 2009 18:55:17 GMT -4
3) Replace the stickers on the bananas to stickers that say 'I'm gross, don't eat me."
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Post by Theresa on Sept 17, 2009 12:56:13 GMT -4
4) Get some friends together and get on the bikes. Ride around the managers and yell, "Wild Hogs FTW!"
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Post by Neko-sama on Sept 17, 2009 17:32:36 GMT -4
5) Paint on the windows, saying 'Go shop at Target, Wal-mart sux eggs!'
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Post by peppermintpie11 on Sept 19, 2009 8:57:08 GMT -4
6.) If someone says, "_____ report to the staff office" or something like that, scream, "__________! YOU HAVE TO GOOOOOO! DUN BE IN TROUBLE!"
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Post by Theresa on Sept 20, 2009 11:48:32 GMT -4
@ #6, Lol, I've had that happen to be before when I was little.
7) Go into the medical department and wait for something to come over the loud speaker. Then curl up into the fetal position and yell, "THE VOICES!!! THEIR BACKKKKKKKK!"
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Post by Neko-sama on Sept 20, 2009 16:12:41 GMT -4
8) Grab a shopping cart, then a random lady's baby, and take off with the baby in the cart. XD
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Post by Amphitrite on Sept 20, 2009 19:34:12 GMT -4
8) Grab a shopping cart, then a random lady's baby, and take off with the baby in the cart. XD O.O #9) Sit in the patio furniture wearing one of their bathing suits (preferably a bikini), carrying their checkout magazines and delving into a box of popsicles. When approached by an employee, demand a pedicure.  |
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Post by Amphitrite on Sept 20, 2009 19:38:41 GMT -4
#10) When buying from the gun section, ask to handle a hunting rifle. Once you have it in your hands, suddenly ask where the antidepressants are. Act as spastically as possible.
#11) Roll food products down the aisles. When an employee comes to investigate, be sure to inform him that you are indeed taking bets.
#12) Put the dolls in disturbing positions throughout the store.
#13) Have a duel with an employee using wrapping paper (and, if possible, hanging off a lighting fixture)
#14) Brawl with a mall Santa.
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Post by Amphitrite on Sept 20, 2009 19:45:50 GMT -4
I luff this kind of stuff  |
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Post by peppermintpie11 on Sept 22, 2009 18:22:08 GMT -4
15.) Have a shopping cart race with friends.
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Post by Amphitrite on Sept 23, 2009 22:00:22 GMT -4
15.) Have a shopping cart race with friends. Niice! 8DD #16) Use all of the microwaves in the appliance section to cook the frozen foods; when the manager come in, offer him a patio chair and a Hot Pocket(c). Tell him it's his un-birthday and you wanted to surprise him with a "nice dinner together". |
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Post by Heather on Oct 25, 2009 12:51:18 GMT -4
#17) get your feet all smelly and try on all the shoes
#18) go into the bathroom and get all the toilet paper. Put the toilet paper all of the front counters.
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